Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it's over for all your other pants

Couldn’t take it anymore. Bro needed pants. here's what @tryemerge just made for me using Character-Aware Clothing Augmentation and Transformation Workflow, spark yours up now!

When she hugged me, my eyes were focused on one purpose, and suddenly my pants became tight 👀🤤

Keep your Warplet in your Pants app

EXPERIMENT Back in the day, they’d jet me away to meet with clients in New York or L.A. Now five years remote, no planes, trains, or boat, just my face in a square on a grid, reading quotes! I must leave this house, give up laptop and mouse, be with people again else be driven insane. Time to rejoin the dance, ditch my felt loungewear pants, trade this career experiment for some social life merriment, but no… if I go… who will water my plants? MMXXV: 301/365 {The checkmark lets me post longer poems--hooray!} More Tomorrow: https://gfishbone.com/more-tomorrow/

i woke up like this (with no pants on)

Never been a fan of pants

the pants fart

I thought pants, boots, a smile and a laser pew pew would help but nope. Still fugly. Help.

Pants stay off!

it’s all in the pants

I just minted a custom Warplet with DNA generated from my Farcaster profile. Join The Warplet family! I've got pants?

FARCASTER 👖 cc: @farcaster /farcaster /pants https://zora.co/coin/base:0x634b5d523d8d9f96e4a4b6a83f18f28684e95dad?referrer=0x65e2160d9406acd3efde18850c18fa139857decc

"LET me WARP my hands around these PANTS" was the rizz of our times kid

Prompt Share: Rock Star Hero Use the person’s image as a reference without altering any of their facial or physical features, keeping the face 100% faithful and accurate. Subject: Ultra-realistic cinematic portrait with a dark atmosphere and supernatural tension, depicting the person from the reference image in a medium full-body shot, standing on top of a broken trailer, playing an electric guitar in a powerful pose. Hair/Hairstyle: Same as in the reference image — identical color and hairstyle. Outfit: Whenever a flat lay outfit image is provided along with the reference image, prioritize dressing the person in the clothing from the flat lay image. Accessories: A red electric guitar identical to the one in the flat lay image. Silver chains in punk/rock style attached to the pants. Several large silver rings in a punk/rock style. Fingernails painted black. Expression/Pose: The person stands on top of a damaged trailer, one leg resting on an amplifier. Heroic posture with the right arm raised making the “metal horns” hand gesture, and the left hand holding the electric guitar diagonally. Facial expression is intense, confident, and almost triumphant. Lighting: Red, diffused light as if emanating from cracks or electric energy in the sky. The main light comes from behind, creating partial silhouette and rim lighting (backlight). Red reflections highlight the edges of the hair, jacket, and guitar, reinforcing a dramatic, infernal effect. Fog diffuses the light, adding depth and volume. Background/Setting: The scene takes place in a dark, apocalyptic world filled with fog and glowing red lightning tearing through the sky — a gradient of red and stormy dark blue with energetic rifts. Several large, flying creatures (demonic bats) hover in the background around the person, intensifying the supernatural atmosphere. The ground and trailer are covered with strange, otherworldly vines. The air is filled with particles, simulating an electrical storm. Photographic Style: Epic and supernatural atmosphere, high-contrast lighting, glowing red highlights. Inspired by the cinematic poster style of Stranger Things Season 4 — dramatic composition with a slightly grainy film texture for a vintage movie look. Color Palette: Intense reds with shades of magenta and black to create an apocalyptic tone. Blue-gray and black in the clothing and shadows. Contrast: High — the person is sharply illuminated against the glowing red background, standing out vividly. Framing: Medium full-body shot (American shot), vertical framing, with the person occupying the center and upper part of the frame, dominating the composition heroically. Angle: Slight low angle (contre-plongée) for added grandeur. Technical Details: Full-frame camera 24mm or 28mm lens with a slight upward tilt for a sense of power Aperture: f/4.0 Shutter speed: 1/200 ISO: 200–400 Ultra-realistic poster-style photography Ultra-detailed 8K quality

GM Farcaster this week: new arch, new purple New arch and a purpler purple got a lot of attention this past week. BUT just when you thought that the new pants were the main character, here comes Clanker! Farcaster acquired Clanker and then Farcaster ended the week with dev day. We covered the rebrand last week and we'll be covering the Clanker acquisition tomorrow. Catch up on last week's episodes below before we jump in tomorrow! AND on that note, we have a special Clanker Spotlight tomorrow with @dwr Dan Romero and @dish Jack Dishman on to chat about Farcaster's acquisition of Clanker! Slight time change to accommodate so we'll be on at 10:30 am ET with news then Dan and Jack will join at 11 am ET. See you in the GM!

I wonder if rockers - those in tight pants are into justice as well?