I had notifs on for @sayangel before it was cool. https://farcaster.xyz/bertwurst.eth/0xe9caf48d

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Why is @bertwurst.eth going up on Retake? $BERTWURST.ETH 0xe934d3360fa0c5f30b140d15ee0b5a4e4e5edb07

@bertwurst.eth Heads up! You're nearly at your farcaster storage limit. So far you've used 14,496 out of 32,000 casts (45.3%) 1,560 out of 22,000 follows (7.09%) 20,026 out of 22,000 reactions (91.03%)🟡 You can buy more storage at caststorage.com?username=bertwurst.eth

https://farcaster.xyz/bertwurst.eth/0xfb0fc212

I just distributed $28.12 to the bribe Empire! (Thanks @thedude! ) Recipients: 🧉yerbearserker @papa @degen-chad @suffuze.eth @0ffline @joseacabrerav @diviflyy @bfresh @bizarrebeast @jacque @bribe @listen2mm.eth @bertwurst.eth @push- @nomygod.eth @chronist @aaronv.eth @je11yf15h @siadude @alitiknazoglu @benterry @grunt @svvvg3.eth @mvr @0xrugged @0xmelanin @ezincrypto @trebor69 @0xphunk.eth @nounishprof @tophb @kenny @bendoubleu.eth @dcommunity @derek @selenevisions @degencummunist.eth @compusophy @zwillow @shaya @dish @netnose @limone.eth @brunobar79.base.eth @esdotge @bradq @kosiris @svenjamin.eth @chasesommer @0xcaso @petex @trizsamae @shairaaa @zaal @cristianisbased.eth @earth2travis @cav4lier.eth @eduardmsmr @basat @luciano @jrf @maie @garrett @torii-stories @hind @mrsgee @to @debthemelon @afrochicks @smokingfrog.eth @pluraluse.eth @kudaboo @cbn @maternal @bidem @cryptorabble @lourve @86ed @solfans @vibeshift @natathexxo @kyle @hackerx @kepano @karma @rehankhn01 @ssj6go @ksuanosova @niceonesonny.eth @ete @babuy @eldari @tos @satoshimyro.eth

Let's update the 'Crash Course' in better engagement, leaderboard rewards, & finding your place on FC--a topic that hasn't gotten a lot of new material recently, but I have a couple to add & the others are timeless. Share these with new people & those trying to find their way on FC Read/Do these, compare with your current practices, & see where you can improve...and be patient! It may not change in a week. It all starts with @pichi Unwritten Rules of Farcaster https://farcaster.xyz/pichi/0x2279a5d6 The leaderboard hound @bertwurst.eth is still a must read: How To Succeed on FC (don't be fooled by the dog) https://farcaster.xyz/bertwurst.eth/0xd212fc7a @patriciaxlee.eth Most People Don't Know How To Be Interesting (relevant for here and in life) https://farcaster.xyz/patriciaxlee.eth/0xb41aa7f2 You gotta know the lingo & @kylepatrick.eth has you covered: Dictionary of Farcaster Terms & Lingo https://farcaster.xyz/kylepatrick.eth/0x3ce38e6b Wonder why people are here and excited about FC? This more recent video is a great taste from a podcast outside the FC eco where @sriramk.eth talks about why many people are here: https://farcaster.xyz/farcaster/0x4c9939d4 @stellaachenbach Farcaster Unpacked For Creators https://farcaster.xyz/stellaachenbach/0xb3752b9c @v cofounder of FC reviews 10 accounts https://farcaster.xyz/v/0xca109506 @katekornish has a master class when you are ready to dig in and improve your account: FC 7-Day Challenge to Improve Your Account https://farcaster.xyz/katekornish/0x0ecf6ec2 @ted (we call her, yes her, the GOAT) with timeless, simple advice: Quick Take On Casting https://farcaster.xyz/ted/0x686b5d5a @bradq Underrated Ways to Be A Great Farcaster https://farcaster.xyz/bradq/0x2b78deec @bradq Finding Your Place In Farcaster https://farcaster.xyz/bradq/0x05c46374

we need to stay more open-minded about new people here. if you don’t like someone’s content, just unfollow or mute. that’s the nature of social networks. there will be always different groups with different mindset and interests (tags will not work for many of them after first 10): - builders → @rostyslavbortman.eth @attilagaliba.eth @coinacci @jastra @albertofdez20 - professional photographers → @nomadicframe @victoresteves.eth @feyzullah @alistarphoto @eriks @hind - creators → @afrochicks @coinempress @jessyjeanne @bertwurst.eth @kokocodes - daily photographers → many of us - gif artists → @karsaorlongdong @latif - ai artists → @heyake @maryamm13 @nazii-kn - artists → @crezno @redykay @nasimghanizade @chronist - base advocates → @littledogx.eth - farcaster cops → @kel66.eth @alekseyf.eth - nft degens → some of us - traders → many of us - degen devs → some of us - degen users → some of us - shitposters → some of us - daily content / mini app consumers → many of us and many more, sorry if i missed to tag you 🫵 ps. personally, i’m not a fan of copy-paste google pics or low-quality ai stuff, but they’ll always exist. if you don’t like it, unfollow. simple as that.

wen auction or collectibles for Bert's teeth? (Yeah, it's a bit creepy that Asst #1 keeps them in a jar, but 🤷‍♂️ ) https://farcaster.xyz/bertwurst.eth/0xac8ee9e4

I gave Assistant #1 the afternoon off today. You probably didn't notice. It was actually a lot harder than I thought it would be to cast, might need to give her a raise (more smoochies). https://farcaster.xyz/bertwurst.eth/0x532ec49d